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J is for Jokes about Easter bunnies, A-Z Blogging Challenge
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
How does the Easter bunny paint all those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off season.
What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case.
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter rabbit? His lucky peoples' foot.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit? An elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why did the Easter rabbit fire the duck? He kept quacking the eggs.
(Go ahead, laugh. You know you want to!)