April 12, 2011

Jokes About Easter Bunnies

 (Photo by themightyshrub, Dreamstime.com) 
J is for Jokes about Easter bunnies,  A-Z Blogging Challenge

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?  A receding hare  line.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?  Join the Hare Force.

How does the Easter bunny paint all those eggs?  He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with an overstressed person?  An Easter basket case.

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter rabbit?  His lucky peoples' foot.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?  An elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots.

Why did the Easter rabbit fire the duck?  He kept quacking the eggs.
 (Go ahead, laugh.  You know you want to!)

18 comments:

  1. Especially liked the elephant/rabbit one. Thanks!

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  2. "Lucky people's foot"...hee hee hee... I can't stop giggling over that one. :)

    I'm doing the A to Z Challenge too:
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    http://www.stay-calm-and-carry-on.blogspot.com

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  3. LOL, cute! I needed that today :-)

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  4. Delicious J Word.

    your post is cute.

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  5. Great jokes! My kids liked them too! I enjoyed reading your other posts for the challenge.

    Sheila Staley : Reviewer & Writer
    Book reviews and Author Interviews at my blog at http://whynotbecauseisaidso.blogspot.com/

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  6. I did laugh! Thanks. This was fun :)

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  7. Haha!!! Thanks for sharing these. Much needed!

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  8. An Easter basket case ... hahahaha!

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  9. LOL! cute!

    I'm visiting from the a-z challenge. I'm blogging at http://www.suburbanwifelife.com

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  10. Cute Jokes .Loved the rabbit-duck one.

    Sema
    http://expressive-impressive.blogspot.com/
    visiting from A-Z challenge

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  11. Receding hare line, lol . . . groan. They're so good in a really bad way. I love it.

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  12. Excellent. My favorite is... an Easter basket case.

    I’m A-Z Blogging on Langley Writes about Writing and Langley’s Rich and Random Life

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  13. I especially like the first one. These are really cute. Nice to "meet" you from the a-z challenge.
    Karen

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  14. This was great for a laugh- exactly what I needed to brighten my day.

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  15. A receding HARE line! Ha ha! Too good!

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  16. lol Those were fun. Thanks for the chuckles.

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  17. Wow!! bunny shooting a duck?? My goodness@@@

    I am all laughs@@

    with warm regards
    CatchyTips for Writers

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