April 12, 2011

Jokes About Easter Bunnies

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J is for Jokes about Easter bunnies,  A-Z Blogging Challenge

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?  A receding hare  line.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?  Join the Hare Force.

How does the Easter bunny paint all those eggs?  He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with an overstressed person?  An Easter basket case.

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter rabbit?  His lucky peoples' foot.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?  An elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots.

Why did the Easter rabbit fire the duck?  He kept quacking the eggs.
 (Go ahead, laugh.  You know you want to!)
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17 comments:

  1. MillerwritesApril 12, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    Especially liked the elephant/rabbit one. Thanks!

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  2. SusanApril 12, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    "Lucky people's foot"...hee hee hee... I can't stop giggling over that one. :)

    I'm doing the A to Z Challenge too:
    http://www.haiku-corner.blogspot.com
    http://www.stay-calm-and-carry-on.blogspot.com

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  3. MarthaApril 12, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    LOL, cute! I needed that today :-)

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  4. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallApril 12, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Delicious J Word.

    your post is cute.

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  5. Why Not? Because I Said So!April 12, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Great jokes! My kids liked them too! I enjoyed reading your other posts for the challenge.

    Sheila Staley : Reviewer & Writer
    Book reviews and Author Interviews at my blog at http://whynotbecauseisaidso.blogspot.com/

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  6. septembermomApril 12, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    I did laugh! Thanks. This was fun :)

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  7. Michelle in a shellApril 12, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    Haha!!! Thanks for sharing these. Much needed!

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  8. Marie AnneApril 12, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    An Easter basket case ... hahahaha!

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  9. SuburbanWifeLife.comApril 13, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    LOL! cute!

    I'm visiting from the a-z challenge. I'm blogging at http://www.suburbanwifelife.com

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  10. semaApril 13, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Cute Jokes .Loved the rabbit-duck one.

    Sema
    http://expressive-impressive.blogspot.com/
    visiting from A-Z challenge

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  11. AngelaApril 13, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    Receding hare line, lol . . . groan. They're so good in a really bad way. I love it.

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  12. Langley CornwellApril 13, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Excellent. My favorite is... an Easter basket case.

    I’m A-Z Blogging on Langley Writes about Writing and Langley’s Rich and Random Life

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  13. ElizaApril 14, 2011 at 6:18 AM

    Love it, great post :-)

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  14. LisaApril 14, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    This was great for a laugh- exactly what I needed to brighten my day.

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  15. AnonymousApril 14, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    A receding HARE line! Ha ha! Too good!

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  16. M PaxApril 14, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    lol Those were fun. Thanks for the chuckles.

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  17. AbhishekApril 15, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Wow!! bunny shooting a duck?? My goodness@@@

    I am all laughs@@

    with warm regards
    CatchyTips for Writers

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