November 23, 2010

What's Inside a Genie's Turkey?

 (photo by Don Purcell,

I don't want to miss my last chance until next year to tell Thanksgiving turkey jokes!

What's inside a Genie's turkey?  three wishbones

What's a baby turkey called?  a peeping tom

What's big and green and goes "Gobble, Gobble?"  Turkey-saurus Rex

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? " Boy! I'm stuffed."

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?  "Peck on someone your own size."

Why did the police arrest the turkey?  It was suspected of fowl play.

Why did the turkey bolt down his food?  Because he was a gobbler.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?  Because he brought the drumsticks.

What was little Timmy thankful for on Thanksgiving Day?  That he wasn't a turkey.

Why did the turkeys go to the movies?  They wanted to see Gregory Peck.

Why would you want to cross a turkey with an octopus?  So the kids don't have to fight over who gets the drumsticks.

Why did the farmer wash the turkey's mouth out with soup?  Because he used fowl language.

Can you add a turkey joke?  Please comment!     (Santa jokes coming soon!)

1 comment:

  1. Good Thanksgiving Turkey jokes. I love the one 'What did the turkey say before it was roasted?' :)