December 23, 2010

Santa's Subordinate Clauses, Ho Ho Ho

 It's only one day before Santa's big trip.   Choose your favorite joke or add your own!  (photo by  Carla F. Costagno,

What are Santa's elves?  subordinate clauses.

What do you call Santa when he has no money? Saint Nickel-less.

Why were Santa's elves depressed?  Because they had low elf-esteem.

What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbt, ribbet?" a mistle-toad.

What does Santa have for breakfast?  mistle-toast.

What nationality is Santa Claus?  North Polish.

What did Santa get this year because he goes down so many chimneys?  a flue shot.

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas? a rebel without a clause.

What is Santa when he falls down a chimney?  Santa Klutz.

What does Santa Claus say when he walks backwards?  Oh, Oh, Oh.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?  "Looks like rain, dear."

What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas morning?  Sandy Claws.

Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation?  at a ho-ho-tel.

Which is your favorite?  Please comment.  Or, do you have a Santa joke to share?

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