What's the first thing you do when you sit down in church? That's right, you scan the bulletin. So since you're not reading carefully, you may miss these noted bloopers in church bulletins!
- Rev. Nelson spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
- In a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD; Dr. Mitchell is better.
- Applications are now being accepted for two-year-old nursery workers.
- The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
- Barbara remains in the hospital. She is having trouble sleeping and is requesting tapes of Pastor Bomberger's sermons.
- During the absence of Pastor Jones, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when P.G. Smith filled our pulpit.
- The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
- Don't let worry kill you off--let the church help.
- Jessica and Matt request your presents at their wedding.
- Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday from 6:30 to 7:30 P.M. Please use the back door.
- The 2009 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on August 3 and 4.
- The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
- Please remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 P.M. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
- Potluck Supper this Thursday evening at 6:00. Prayer and medication to follow.
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