Familiar advice from Mother!
Your face will freeze like that.
What if someone told you to jump off a cliff--would you do it?
Always wear clean underwear; you never know when you"ll be in an accident.
Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been.
Close the door. Were you born in a barn?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Be careful or you'll knock your eye out.
You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes.
What advice can you add that your mother gave you? Or that you, as a mother, give your kids? (Please comment!)