Mummies Just Want Your Toilet Paper

Have you ever entertained yourself in a card shop, reading all the funny cards that you are not intending to buy?  I have laughed myself silly at times.  And then I've gone ahead and bought about ten cards, not knowing who I was even going to send them to, but sure I'd use them eventually.

I've found the same is true with sayings on clothing.

For the past three weeks, I've carried around with me a small notebook and pen.  I've written down every saying on a tee shirt, sweatshirt or hoodie that made a connection with me in some way.  Enjoy!

Mummies just want your toilet paper.

Working hard?  Me?  Absolutely--I've always found working hard.

Am I responsible?  Yes.  Every time something goes wrong, my boss says I'm responsible!  (This one is definitely my all-time favorite!)

I log on to blog on.

It's all about me.

It wasn't me.

Sarcasm is one of the services I offer.

You don't agree with me?  So, you can be wrong the rest of your life.

Mishpelt werds eeritate me. (No, I have not made a typing mistake here.)

Let's fix it peace by peace.

According to the chart, I'm not fat, I'm just 63 inches too short.

Procrastinators of the world unite! . . . tomorrow.

Does this diaper make my butt look big? (This shirt worn by a baby.)

So I drool, can't always be cool. (Also worn by a baby.)

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.

I didn't ask to be a princess, but if the crown fits . . .

We're not old people, we're recycled teenagers.

And I didn't even have to go farther than 35 miles from home  to read all these free, amusing sayings!